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Tees Maar Khan Review | Tees Maar Khan Movie Review

Tees Maar Khan Review | Tees Maar Khan Movie Review
Tees Maar Khan :  full-on masala flick

Main Hoon Na and Om Shanti Om were smashing tributes to the wholesome entertainers of 1970s, Farah Khan's brand new outing Tees Maar Khan will make the most absurd, bizarre and wacky cinema of yore pale in comparison. Not just your cell phone, even your brain needs to be put on 'switched off' mode at the commencement of this film. Farah's fundas are very clear: Ask no questions and abandon all faith in logic, reason and rationale. Only then can you relish Tees Maar Khan.

Knowing Farah and her love and obsession for masala films of yore, it's foolhardy to expect thought provoking cinema from her. Tees Maar Khan belongs to the hardcore masala variety, which was savored with glee by the hoi polloi then and which continues to be hugely popular at single screens to this day. But unlike her past endeavours, Farah looks at the West for inspiration this time around.


Tees Maar Khan is the desi adaptation of Peter Sellers' 1966 Italian film After The Fox [CACCIA ALLA VOLPE], which now enjoys a cult following, but it bears the Farah Khan stamp in every frame. Like Main Hoon Na and Om Shanti Om, Tees Maar Khan is also a formula-ridden outing with tadka-maar-ke entertainment.

Creating heist films is tricky and tough. The director should ensure that action, thrills and wit are mixed and merged in right doses and Tees Maar Khan amalgamates it all with charming results, mainly in the first half. In fact, Farah's distinctive style transforms the simple premise into a truly vitalizing thriller that can be replicated, but rarely matched. She chooses to once again make a film she is most comfortable making and sticks to the staple formula of action, comedy and full-on masala. What really stands out is the relative effortlessness with which she handles the material.

On the flipside, the film slips towards the second hour. You feel that way primarily because the first hour is thoroughly entertaining with a good number of laugh-inducing sequences and three solid songs and though the second half is engaging at times, it doesn't measure up to the first half in terms of the entertainment quotient.

Final word? Tees Maar Khan is a film that will see a big divide in opinion: The masses may admire it, while the hard-nosed aficionados and connoisseurs of cinema will loathe it. For me, Tees Maar Khan worked in parts only.

Only once in a blue moon is such a great criminal born who is fearless as well as shameless! Tees Maar Khan [Akshay Kumar] steals cons and cheats all with such alarming audacity that even shame shies away from him. He and his gang comprising of Dollar, Soda and Burger have managed to keep the police, world over, on their toes.

Then one fine day international antique smugglers, the Johri Brothers, assign Tees Maar Khan the biggest con job of his life. He must rob antiques worth Rs. 500 crores from a heavily-guarded moving train. Will Khan and his gang, with some unwitting support from his wannabe-actress girlfriend Anya [Katrina Kaif] and the Oscar-greedy Bollywood superstar [Akshaye Khanna], be able to pull off this heist?

Tees Maar Khan is a crazy ride. Nearly everything in this picture is amusing, riotous and over the top. It's loaded with many laughter-inducing moments, with everyone exhibiting immaculate and faultless comic timing. The slapstick quotient is on the higher side, but there's plenty of verbal comedy as well.

Ashmith Kunder and Shirish Kunder's script wastes no time in establishing the ways and means of the heist. Once you get a hang of the goings-on, once you throw logic out of the window, there's ample pleasure to seek in this humorous entertainer which does not claim to break new ground. I'd like to make a special mention of the film's dialogue [Ashmith and Shirish], which comes across as the perfect garnish to the proceedings.

Of course, Tees Maar Khan is not without its share of slip-ups. The film gets messy in the second half, especially since Farah and her team of writers attempt to pack just about everything in this hour. Also, a couple of scenes don't register well. The sequence involving the 'headless ghost' appears futile. The heist is plain ordinary and doesn't conjure up the magic on screen. The finale in the courtroom and the premiere of the film fall flat as well. Even the comic scenes fail to evoke mirth in the latter half. The tracing-paper-thin plot comes to the fore in this half, frankly.

Talking of its soundtrack, the expectations are humungous again, since Akshay, Farah and Vishal-Shekhar team up to create a mass-friendly soundtrack. 'Sheila Ki Jawani' is highly energetic and stimulating and has already made its excessive presence felt. 'Wallah Re Wallah' is another track that stands out. The presence of Salman Khan in this number will cast a spell on viewers. The title track, repeated throughout the film, is truly wonderful. The choreography of all songs is top notch. Background score [Shirish Kunder] is apt. The review would be incomplete without acknowledging the contribution by cinematographer P.S. Vinod. The titles during the end credits are lovely.

Farah plays it smart by choosing to cast actors who fit their roles perfectly. Akshay Kumar dominates the proceedings, as always. The requirement of the role was, he has to be loud and hammy and it works well here. In this one, he is neither a nerd nor a geek; he portrays a hero and does a swell job. Akshaye Khanna springs a big surprise. Enacting the role of an Oscar-hungry superstar, the film explores the funny side of Akshaye very well. He has a substantial role, which he carries off with conviction.

Katrina looks drop dead gorgeous and scorches the screen in the 'Sheila Ki Jawani' track. In fact, she has never looked so alluring. Raghu and Rajiv are superb. Akshay's three cronies compliment each other wonderfully well. Aarya Babbar is sure to be noticed. Murli Sharma and Aman Verma's try very hard to be funny, but fail. Apara Mehta is first-rate. Sudhir Pandey is fantastic. The villagers are mere props. Sachin Khedekar and Vijay Patkar are okay. Salman Khan makes an appearance in a song [electrifying], while Anil Kapoor appears in a cameo towards the end.

On the whole, every movie buff has humungous expectations from Tees Maar Khan since it's already very high on hype. Firstly, fulfilling colossal expectations is an arduous task and over-hyping makes the task even more complex. Tees Maar Khan is more of a tribute to old-school Hindi cinema, with a fabulous first half and a strictly average second half. The Christmas weekend and vacations across the globe will ensure a record start in its opening weekend. If only its content was powerful enough, it would've truly been a tees maar entertainer!

Sheela ki Jawani Full video song is out – Download Best item number of year

Sheela ki Jawani Full video song is out – Download Best item number of year

Dear friendshere is the full version of the best item number of the year. And yes it will be the past surpassing the popularity of Munni Badnaam Hui song even.

The most awaited, seductive Katrina is out there to entice you for her next release and its non tother than Farah Khan’s Tees Maar Khan starring Akshay, Katrina and AKshay Khanna.

The moves and the styles of the Katrina in this song is definitely incredible and definitely she will earn big round of applause after her best dance performance of the year.

WIth the moves shown here – its proved that Farah Khan can make anybody dancing. Its the best dance Katrina has given ever in Bollywood history. And her best look in this video is non other than her outfit in white shirt and black shorts. Check it out. Well its easy to download it just move to keepvid.com and paste the Youtube URL their and download it.

Akshay Kumar on Tees Maar Khan | Tees Maar Khan Review by Akshay Kumar

Akshay Kumar on Tees Maar Khan | Tees Maar Khan Review by Akshay Kumar

Akshay Kumar : 'I found Tees Maar Khan very difficult to watch'

"Farah Khan has three kids but when it comes to work she has the stamina of 10 men," says Akshay Kumar discussing his first film with the director whose earlier films Om Shanti Om and Main Hoon Naa were made for actor and producer Shah Rukh Khan featuring him in the lead.

Tees Maar Khan, the first Farah and Akshay collaboration, is co-produced by the star with UTV's Ronnie Screwvala and others will be released on December 24.

"We shot much of our film in the dust-blown villages. The days were really hot and humid, at times unbearably so," Akshay, who is promoting the film in New York, Toronto and several cities says speaking from his hotel room in New York.

"After giving my shots, I would go into my air-conditioned trailer and from there I could watch Farah continue to work oblivious to the weather, working with other artists and getting ready for another stint."

Akki : 'My character in this movie likes to steal but under no circumstance will he give it to the poor'

He is so happy working with Farah and her husband, Shirish Kunder who wrote the story that Akshay said next year he will work with them again on a film called Joker.

"Farah and I will produce the film which will be India's first 3D film and Shirish will direct it," he says. "I cannot discuss the details right now but it has nothing to do with Raj Kapoor's Mera Naam Joker."

This will be the second time he will be working with Shirish as director following his debut film Jaanemann which also starred Salman Khan and Preity Zinta.

"What drew me to Tees Maar Khan, apart from the fact that I would be working with Farah, is the story of a modern Robin Hood who is anything but the Robin Hood we have known," he says with a chuckle.

"My character in this movie likes to steal but under no circumstance will he give it to the poor."

Akki : 'During the dubbing, Farah kept sending me home because I could not stop laughing'

Tees Maar Khan it is also a kind of fish out of water comic adventure, Akshay adds.

When a planned train robbery goes kaput, he and his sidekicks (Katrina Kaif and Akshay Khanna) are stranded in a village and have to keep the pretense of shooting a film alive.

"I am a conman in the film but what do I know about directing a film?" he says laughing. This is one of the many scary quandaries his character faces. "But the audience will have a blast," he continues.

"I have acted in many funny films," he adds. "But this is a comedy I found it very difficult to watch. During the dubbing, Farah kept sending me home because I could not stop laughing."

Akki : 'I am in the movies for the commercial reasons'

How did the project start?
Over a year ago Farah came to meet him very early in the morning and said, "I want to make this film with you," he recalls. She outlined the story to him. "I was aware of the story because her husband had talked about it to me months earlier," he says.

In less than an hour after meeting Farah he was ready to sign the deal.

Did he wonder why she decided to make the film with him?
"You don't ask anything like that when you have got a lottery ticket," he says, laughing. "I have known Farah for over two decades and I admire her work as a director immensely."

He adds: "When an offer like this comes, you decide to go with the flow."

Would he have signed on the dotted line without having heard the story?
"I don't that," he says. "Never mind how well I know someone, I still like to get the details."

The best thing he admires in Farah, he continues, is that she makes commercial films that are filled with plenty of imagination.

"She seems to know very well indeed what the audiences want," he says. "I am in the movies for the commercial reasons. I have been around for 22 years and I have always been aware of the commercial angle. I want my films to reach a very wide audience. So does Farah."

Akki : 'I have not seen any of my films lose money'

Some times he is lucky at the box office, occasionally he is not. His last film Action Replayy was a huge disappoint but he is not worried over his newest.

"I have produced half a dozen films," he says. "Touch wood, I have not seen any of these films lose money. In fact, some of them were super hits."

The buzz for Tees Maar Khan is very good.

"People are talking about it so often," he says. "There is a lot of curiosity about it in the media and in audiences. The music (by Vishal and Shekhar) has caught on. Sheila Ki Jawani has become a far bigger hit than we ever expected."

His next release will be a much sober film compared to Tees Maar Khan, he says. Patiala House brings him together with Nikhil Advani (Chandni Chowk to China) and pairs him with Anushka Sharma.

"The film focuses on a relationship between father and son," he says. "Quite often parents dream for their son or daughter. But what would happen if a son or daughter were to say, I have my own dreams. Don't dream for me.' "

The movie features Rishi Kapoor and Dimple Kapadia with the latter, who is Akshay's mother in law in real life, playing his mother.

For the time being though, he will have to spend days in promoting his newest film.

"It was a very smooth experience working on the film, we enjoyed the experience very much," he says. "Now I am keeping my fingers crossed."

Sheila Ki Jawani sizzle on FilmFare December'2010

Sheila Ki Jawani sizzle on FilmFare December'2010

"Sheila" is most serchable trends on net now its sizzle on FilmFare December'2010 addition with his co star Tees Maar Khan, mean Akki, Akshay Kumar . . . . . just take a look . . . . 

Sheela Ki Jawani | Sheila Ki Jawani Hot Search Ever | Sheela Ki Jawani Full Mp3

Sheela Ki Jawani | Sheila Ki Jawani Hot Search Ever | Sheela Ki Jawani Full Mp3

Vishal Dadlani & Sunidhi Chauh - Sheila Ki Jawani

Six different looks, starting with one draped in the ultimate symbol of sensuality - a white satin sheet. A la Kimmy Katkar and Madhuri Dixit. Washboard abs and the magic of Farah Khan's moves. Katrina Kaif couldn't have asked for a bigger slice of the Bollywood pie.

Everyone, seriously everyone, is breathless over India's latest item bomb. Munni is a passing memory. Take heart Munni, I believe they are hugely hung up still on the other side of the border. On this side though, graciously make way for Sheela.

Katrina worked hard and look how it's paid off. No-nonsense Farah Khan had asked her to get in tip top shape for TMK. Katrina obliged and reportedly spent hours diligently at the gym getting the perfect shape. Ultimately Katrina looks way better than Kareena in her size zero avatar. In Tashan, Bebo's gaunt frame made more news than the scene where she appears in a bikini out of the water a la Ursula Andress or Halle Berry. Notice how many times, Bollywood is a la this or a la that. Sigh originality.

Back to Katrina in the satin sheet. She isn't the first to drape one and rest assured she won't be the last. I can see half a dozen actors hankering to prance about in satin sheets. From Indu Pratap's white sari in Rajneeti to Anya's white satin sheet, IMHO Katrina can't get any hotter than this. Question is who else can?

Sheela Ki Jawani MP3 Download | Sheila Ki Jawani MP3 Free Download

Sheela Ki Jawani MP3 Download | Sheila Ki Jawani MP3 Free Download
Sheela Ki Jawani MP3 Download | Sheila Ki Jawani MP3 Free Download

Movie: Tees Maar Khan
Year: 2010
Web: http://www.teesmaarkhan-thefilm.com/
Directed by: Farah Khan
Produced by: Twinkle Khanna, Shirish Kunder, Ronnie Screwvala
Written by: Shirish Kunder, Ashmith Kunder
Starring: Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Akshaye Khanna, Raghu Ram
Distributed by: Hari Om Productions, Three's Company, UTV Motion Pictures
Music Label: T-Series
Lyricist: Vishal Dadlani
Singer(s): Vishal Dadlani - Sunidhi Chauhan
Duration: 04:43
Vishal Dadlani & Sunidhi Chauh - Sheila Ki Jawani

Sheela Ki Jawani Lyrics | Sheila Ki Jawani Lyrics

Sheela Ki Jawani Lyrics

I know you want it
But you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya
Yeh saari, mere ishq ki hai deewani

Hey hey,
I know you want it but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya yeh saari
Mere ishq ki hai deewani
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ko gale lagaun
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud se pyaar jataun

what's my name
what's my name
what's my name
My name is Sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
Na na na sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani

Take it on
Take it on
Take it on
Take it on

Silly silly silly silly boys
O o o you're so silly
Mujhe bolo bolo karte hain
O o o
Haan jab unki taraf dekhun, baatein haule haule karte hain
Hai magar, beasar mujh par har paintra

Haye re aise tarse humko
Ho gaye sober se re
Sookhey dil pe megapan ke teri nazariya barse re
I know you want it but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
Na na na sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani

Paisa gaadi mehnga ghar
?ani na mainu ki gimme your that
Jaibein khaali bhadti chal
No no I don't lie like that

Chal yahan se nikal tujhe sab laa dunga
Kadmon mein tere laake jag rakh dunga
Khwaab main kar dunga poore
Na rahenge adhoore
You know I'm going to love you like that, whatever

Haye re aise tarse humko
Ho gaye sober se re
Sookhey dil pe begapan ke teri nazariya barse re
I know you want it but you never gonna get it
You never gonna get my body
I know you want it but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya yeh saari
Tere ishq ki main deewani

Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ko gale lagaun
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud se pyaar jataun

What's my name
What's my name
What's my name

My name is Sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
O no no sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
Sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani

Ain't nobody got body like sheela
Everybody want body like sheela
Drive me crazy coz my name is sheela
Ain't nobody got body like sheela
Everybody want body like sheela
Drive me crazy coz my name is sheela
Ain't nobody got body like sheela

Sheila Ki Jawani Song | Sheela Ki Jawani Video | Sheela Ki Jawani Youtube

Sheila Ki Jawani Song | Sheela Ki Jawani Video | Sheela Ki Jawani

Though Farah Khan didn’t need to inspire Katrina Kaif to become slim, she does make the damsel sizzle in sexy moves for the songs in Tees Maar Khan. Kat’s item number Sheila Ki Jawani which is making waves has the stunner in six different sexy looks.

Watch Babitaji - Munmun Dutta Hot Wet Rain Dance

The song is released as “the most awaited sizzling, sexiest, seductive item song of the year.” So, when Kat dances a la Shakira or Madhuri Dixit, mercury levels are going to go through the roof.

For Sheila Ki Jawani, Kat has donned six looks, from performing jumma chumma in ghagra choli to a modern gal dressed in an enticing white shirt and black hat. Later conman Akshay Kumar too joins her in the song.

Who else than Sunidhi Chauhan to sing Sheila ki jawani! Here is the video of the song and you tell us whether Katrina has done justice to this sizzling number or not.

Katrina Kaif Drops her Clothes for ‘Sheila Ki Jawani’

Katrina Kaif Drops her Clothes for ‘Sheila Ki Jawani’

Katrina Kaif: Sheds Inhibitions with a white satin bed sheet in TMK

Farah Khan has managed to do the impossible, make Katrina appear on screen in nothing but a white satin sheet in the song Sheila Ki Jawani

Katrina Kaif is all set to rock the nation with her all sexy image in the forth coming Farah Khan flick Tees Maar Khan. This Barbie doll has suddenly touched the realm of the hot bod brigade of Bollywood in this film.

According to news going around, the star has shed all her inhibitions and has gone a step further to entice fans with her hot item number Sheila Ki Jawani. This number has been shot with Kat in a white satin bed sheet and she looks absolutely luring suggest reports.

Director Farah Khan sure knows how to convince her leading actresses to abide by her wishes. Katrina who was till now considered quite a cutie with her all innocent stances has gone on to the next level with this chique flick.

There have been several numbers that have Kat looking as hot as ever in her previous films. But most has her in the typical wet sari look or the short dress look. This film TMK will be the first time that Kat will be seen in the bare dare act with just a flimsy white satin bed sheet wrapped around her!

Well since the release date of the flick is soon nearing all eyes are eager to see this hot new look of the once upon a time Barbie doll of B town.

Tees Maar Khan Trailer, Official Trailer

Tees Maar Khan Trailer, Official Trailer

Tees Maar Khan has become one of the most-awaited films of the year for two good reasons. Firstly, it is directed by Farah Khan, who has earlier helmed Main Hoon Na and Om Shanti Om. Secondly, it has hot pair Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif in the lead roles. Now, curiosity around it has increased in manifold with the release of its trailer.

Yes, Tees Maar Khan trailer has hit the small screens and it looks wonderful as expected. Akshay is seen donning several avatars and Katrina looks glamorous. It promises fun and great chemistry from the lead pair.

Tees Maar Khan is the story of a half Robinhood. Akshay plays the role of a fearless and shameless criminal, who keeps the police on their toes. The film is scheduled for release this Christmas on December 24.

Akshay Kumar Katrina Kaif Leaked Video | Tees Maar Khan Title track Leaked

Akshay Kumar Katrina Kaif Leaked Video | Tees Maar Khan Title track Leaked


Akshay Kumar is about to perform the Biggest Con of his life in Farah Khan's upcoming film Tees Maar Khan along with Katrina Kaif! Enjoy, the full version of the Title track from the film which will keep city buzzing all day!!


Katrina Kaif and Akshay Kumar starrer Tees Maar Khan's title track was leaked online on Wednesday night, just four days before its official release.

While the video was immediately removed, director Farah Khan said, "I'm stressing completely right now. We were to officially release it on Sunday, but now, it's gone into some sort of cyber frenzy. For the time being, we've got it blocked, and we'll lodge a complaint with the cyber police cell in Mumbai. But beyond that, there's nothing I can do, except take this as a compliment. The buzz around " Tees Maar Khan" is tremendous. Anyway, we might as well officially upload it now."

Katrina Kaif Blue Film Actress caught with New Boy Friend Czar Khan

Katrina Kaif Blue Film Actress caught with New Boy Friend Czar Khan


Latest Update News About Love is in the air for Katrina Kaif.There`s someone special who has caught her attention and is keeping her super busy these days.

Well before you kill us for toying with your curiosity,let us tell you that Katrina`s current boyfriend goes by the name Czar and Kats met him on the sets of her film Tees Maar Khan.And now if it doesn`t still ring a bell,Czar is Farah Khan`s two and a half year old son.

The cute little fellow is smart enough to grab Kat`s attention. According to sources,Katrina is totally in love with Czar, who accompanies his filmmaker mom on the sets of Tees Maar Khan every now and then.

Tees Maar Khan trailer, first look

Tees Maar Khan trailer, first look




Here is the first poster of Tees Maar Khan, the much-awaited film from Farah Khan and UTV Motion Pictures. The film stars Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif.

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