Selena Gomez wallpaper - hot bikini pics

Selena Gomez wallpaper - hot bikini pics

NOTE: Yes, I know these pics are from June, but I’d literally have to sell my body and five of yours to afford the exclusive rights of Justin and Selena kissing over the weekend. I mean, I’m willing to do it, but I get first pick of the johns if we’re going to do this. Don’t hate the player.

After seeing photos all over the Internet of her son Justin Bieber kissing Selena Gomez on a yacht in St. Lucia, Pattie Lynn Mallette immediately booked it down there to get her cockblock on. Whether that’s because Christians prefer their Messiahs non-procreative or she legitimately doesn’t want grandkids, we’ll never know. Page Six reports:

The teen stars, who were holidaying with friends, were also seen kissing and cuddling around a private resort on the northern part of the island together. But their cover was blown when a member of their party posted a picture on Twitter. A source told us, “Justin and Selena arrived on a private jet together from Atlanta with friends and his manager. They then took a helicopter together to the resort, where they stayed in two villas and celebrated New Year’s Eve.

Jesus Christ. Private jets? Helicopters? VILLAS? Do you know how I got laid when I was a horny teenager? In a car or right next to a window so I could whip my pants back on if my parents came home early. Shit, I would’ve been ecstatic if someone gave me a half-ripped tent to use, but a secret island? Goddammit.

Someone help me nail this kid to a cross. I think it’s time.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Kissing

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Kissing

The teen supercouple-in-the-making has repeatedly insisted they're just friends and even more like siblings despite a flurry of pictures suggesting their relationship isn't just platonic (or familial, for that matter).

Gomez, 18, was photographed embracing the young heartthrob on his tour bus earlier this month, a display of affection that came a few weeks after they were spotted leaving a restaurant arm-in-arm.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Dating and Kissing

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Dating and Kissing

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez keep dodging questions about the nature of their friendship, but proof of a romance may be in a picture circulating on the Web since last one week, what appears to be the rumored couple kissing.

While the guy's face can't be seen, the person appears to have Bieber's signature locks and is wearing a necklace awfully similar to the one the 16-year-old singer often sports.

As for the girl, the profile shot looks remarkably like the "Wizards of Waverly Place" star.

So is it them?

Not according to Bieber's rep, who insisted to the Daily News Wednesday that the picture isn't legitimate.

"The photo was clearly photoshopped and is fake," his publicist told the News. There's "no validity to it whatsoever."

The teen supercouple-in-the-making has repeatedly insisted they're just friends and even more like siblings despite a flurry of pictures suggesting their relationship isn't just platonic (or familial, for that matter).

Gomez, 18, was photographed embracing the young heartthrob on his tour bus earlier this month, a display of affection that came a few weeks after they were spotted leaving a restaurant arm-in-arm.

And the actress' choice not to wear her purity ring anymore has only fueled the romance speculation even more.

The same day the kiss photo lit up the Web (and possibly broke a lot of hearts), Bieber took to Twitter to reflect on the past year and its "crazy rumors."

"Its [sic] been a fun year with a lot of blessings," he tweeted. "Some crazy rumors but so much love and memories. We r just gettin started!!"

"So enjoy the holidays," he told his fans. "Get crazy and have some laughs. Life is too short. At least that is what they tell me."