HAWT Press Release – The Final Medal Results Are In


Our “panel of experts”, through exhaustive comparative analysis of the latest empirical data factoring in the latest environmental information utilizing the most current scientific tools which included both Gantt and Pareto charts, have determined the final medal standings.





Further to this, as a public service made available ONLY to the readers of this blog, we have used our exhaustive research to define the events readers should not miss, and by exclusion, what they don’t need to waste their time watching.





Our panel awarded a total of 76 medals – 30 Gold, 24 Silver, and 22 Bronze.





HAWT Blog officially announces that Canada has won the 2010 Winter Olympics with 4 Gold and 3 Silver medals.  The United States came in second place with 5 Gold medals.  The Russian Federation in third with 1 Gold, 4 Silver, and 1 Bronze.  Sweden followed with 1 Gold, 2 Silver, and 3 Bronze.  Great Britain rounded out the Top 5 with 2 Gold, 1 Silver, and 1 Bronze.





HAWT Blog also announces that Cross-Country Skiing, Ski-Jumping, Alpine Skiing, Figure Skating (duh!!), Biathlon, Snowboard, and Short Track are the only events worth watching.  Their may be some limited interest in Speed Skating and Ice Hockey, but really, don’t waste your time with the other events!





How did our panel come up with these results you ponder?  OK, it was just me and I scanned the Vancouver2010 website that had very tiny “ID badge head-shots” of all the athletes.  I then screwed around in Excel to come up with some totals.  Rest assured that I properly deducted points for “bad hair” and “bad teeth”.  HAWT Blog reminds readers and future Olympians (especially from Eastern Bloc countries!!) of the importance of these photos.  You don’t get your driver’s license photo taken on a bad hair day do you?!?  Is it too much to expect that you might run a brush over your head, maybe apply a little gel or mousse, OR even shampoo?!?





The Gold Medal Olympians will be highlighted over the next couple of weeks.










































Final Medal Standings

Country Points Gold Silver Bronze
Canada

90


4


3

United States

75


5

Russian Federation

60


1


4


1

Sweden

50


1


2


3

Great Britain

45


2


1


1

France

40


2


1

Germany

40


2


1

Kazakhstan

40


2




2

Slovenia

35


1


1


2

Norway

30


2

Finland

25


1


1

Estonia

20


1




1

Netherlands

20


1




1

Republic of Moldova

20


1




1

Serbia

20


1




1

Latvia

20




2

Austria

15


1

Czech Republic

15


1

Lebanon

15


1

Italy

15




1


1

Japan

15




1


1

Slovakia

15




1


1

Andorra

10




1

Georgia

10




1

Hungary

10




1

Ireland

10




1

Lithuania

10




1

Algeria

5






1

Denmark

5






1

New Zealand

5






1

Peru

5






1

Spain

5






1

Ukraine

5






1





















Events to Watch
Event

Points

Cross-Country Skiing

105

Ski Jumping

95

Alpine Skiing

95

Figure Skating

85

Biathlon

80

Snowboard

75

Short Track

70

Speed Skating

55

Ice Hockey

40

Luge

25

Freestyle Skiing

25

Nordic Combined

20

Curling

15

Bobsleigh

15






































Gold Medal Winners


Country


Olympian


Event


Austria


Gregor Schlierenzauer


Ski Jumping


Canada


Stefan Read


Ski Jumping


Canada


Tristan Walker


Luge


Canada


Mackenzie Boyd-Clowes


Ski Jumping


Canada


Trevor Morrice


Ski Jumping


Czech Republic


Martin Cikl


Ski Jumping


Estonia


Ilja Glebov


Figure Skating


Finland


Peetu Piiroinen


Snowboard


France


Benjamin Mace


Short Track


France


Tony Ramoin


Snowboard


Germany


Johannes Rydzek


Nordic Combined


Germany


Konstantin Schad


Snowboard


Great Britain


Andrew Musgrave


Cross-Country Skiing


Great Britain


Ben Kilner


Snowboard


Kazakhstan


Nikolay Braichenko


Biathlon


Kazakhstan


Yan Savitskiy


Biathlon


Lebanon


Ghassan Achi


Alpine Skiing


Netherlands


Sven Kramer


Speed Skating


Norway


Martin Laumann Ylven


Ice Hockey


Norway


Tarjei Boe


Biathlon


Republic of Moldova


Sergiu Balan


Cross-Country Skiing


Russian Federation


Stepan Zuev


Alpine Skiing


Serbia


Milos Savic


Bobsleigh


Slovenia


Janez Jazbec


Alpine Skiing


Sweden


Oskar Eriksson


Curling


United States


Dylan Ferguson


Freestyle Skiing


United States


Gregory Bretz


Snowboard


United States


J.R. Celski


Short Track


United States


Patrick Kane


Ice Hockey


United States


Trevor Marsicano


Speed Skating